Coming Soon

This is my response to the new Wonder Woman television show that's coming out...and the costume that's going with it.

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Well, no, not my first response as that was a reaction so violent that i nearly threw up all of my internal organs into a life size meat sculpture of myself.

I cannot begin to properly express the sheer depths to which my disgust go. I gotta be honest with you folks, this is up there with Twilight for me.

Wonder Woman SHOULD be an iconic female character. She is arguably the strongest female hero in DC. She's taken out Batman, fought Superman to a standstill and stared down the Chinese Army all by her loneself, she should NOT look terrified at the psospect of running down the street in her fantastispaz wipe clean outfit.

The girl (yes GIRL) they have picked as Wonder Woman looks like she's never been in a fight in her life, she's not old enough to be Wonder Woman, she's not big enough (not just talking about the boobs here, folks) and not mean enough. She should have a royal bearing and an all encompassing presence. Wonder Woman is poorly handled at the best of times and now this.

The show is not so much going to crash and burn as explode in the hangar.

Anyways, restrict my ranting a bit, this poster is a soft sell idea for the Wonder Woman show i would do (why yes, i DO plan on doing it better). It will go with the script of the pilot that i've already started.

My show would be a combination of West Wing, Xena aaaaannndd...some super awesome cop show.

My Wondy would be an ambassador to the UN and work with an ex member of Interpol/MI5 to make a difference where they can. Therer's a lot to be said for diplomatic immunity. Kickin ass and taking names with STYLE.

Sigh. I hope the lassie from the show explodes.